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We currently have 4 pinch hits due on 2 July.

The requirements for a work are:
  • For fic: 1,000+ words. Treats may be shorter.

  • For podfic: 500-5,000 words, provided both in text and in a recording. Treats may be shorter or longer; OR a recording of an existing fanwork that is based on a song or music video, that is 1,000+ words long, and where permission has been given for the work to be recorded.

  • For art: at least 1 piece of original hand-drawn or digital art. These works should be complete, checked for unintended marks or lines, and at an appropriate resolution. Please don't draw on lined paper or take a photograph of your artwork that includes background objects. Manips, collages, and similar graphics may not be used to complete an assignment but may be given as treats if the recipient welcomes them.


Works may not be generated or shaped by AI. If you have questions about that, please speak with moderators.


Pinch hit #1 - fic - Jupiter Drive - Loreen (Song), LOVE ME HARD - Jerry Heil (Music Video), Neon Lights - Loreen (Song)

Request 1 by Audrelite
Jupiter Drive - Loreen (Song)
Fic

Treats always welcome!


General DNWs:
Pedophilia; Incest; M/M (I'd like F/M for this exchange); Gender/sexuality/race headcanons; Trans/pronoun headcanons; Gore; Cannibalism; On-page physical or sexual abuse (referenced ok); Crossovers/fusions; Major Character Death; Setting change AUs; Roleswap; Omegaverse; Hanahaki; Cheating/infidelity/break-up-focused works; Hurt/no comfort; Unhappy/bleak endings


Smut DNWs:
Rape/non-con; Underage sex (under 16); Casual/vulgar terminology, e.g., ass, cunt, cock/dick, pussy (see below); Urine, feces, vomit, menstrual blood; Food mixed with sex; Hate sex; Anal; Lactation; Foot fetish; Breeding kink; Mommy/daddy kink; Pet play; Ageplay


On language in sex scenes:
Acts: lovemaking, coitus, intimacy; Buttocks; Genitalia (general): sex; Male: length, erection, member, himself; Female: entrance, folds, slit, herself; Clit; Chest/breasts, nipples; Generally, any language that reads as beautiful or literary


General Likes:
Emotional hurt/comfort; Touch starvation; Yearning; Obsession; Identity issues/crises; Established relationships; Snark and banter; Angst; Mental health and trauma (discussions and depictions); Character studies; Competency; Pulse-taking and heartbeats (especially with exceptional palpatory acuity); Introspection and reflection; Flowery/poetic prose; Epigraphs; Pre- and post-canon; Extended/missing scenes; Unconventional formats; Worldbuilding; Happy endings


Smut Likes:
Begging; Secret trysts; Voice kink; Praise kink; Desperation; Body worship; Oral sex; Face-fucking; Possessive sex; Commands; Cardiophilia and pulse-taking/play; Breathplay; Use of powers/abilities; Dom/sub undertones; Manhandling and pinning; Mirror sex; Somnophilia; Porn with plot; Undressing; Feelings explored during sex; Slow foreplay; Poetically described acts/sensations; Aftercare and afterglow


This song is so unsettling and yet there's no denying its implicit romanticism, however obsessive and possessive it may come across as. I very much welcome you to lean into it!


Request 2 by Audrelite
LOVE ME HARD - Jerry Heil (Music Video)
Fic

Treats always welcome!


General DNWs:
Pedophilia; Incest; Gender/sexuality/race headcanons; Trans/pronoun headcanons; Gore; Cannibalism; On-page physical or sexual abuse (referenced ok); Crossovers/fusions; Major Character Death; Setting change AUs; Roleswap; Omegaverse; Hanahaki; Cheating/infidelity/break-up-focused works; Hurt/no comfort; Unhappy/bleak endings


Smut DNWs:
Rape/non-con; Underage sex (under 16); Casual/vulgar terminology, e.g., ass, cunt, cock/dick, pussy (see below); Urine, feces, vomit, menstrual blood; Food mixed with sex; Hate sex; Anal; Lactation; Foot fetish; Breeding kink; Mommy/daddy kink; Pet play; Ageplay


On language in sex scenes:
Acts: lovemaking, coitus, intimacy; Buttocks; Genitalia (general): sex; Male: length, erection, member, himself; Female: entrance, folds, slit, herself; Clit; Chest/breasts, nipples; Generally, any language that reads as beautiful or literary


General Likes:
Emotional hurt/comfort; Touch starvation; Yearning; Obsession; Identity issues/crises; Established relationships; Snark and banter; Angst; Mental health and trauma (discussions and depictions); Character studies; Competency; Pulse-taking and heartbeats (especially with exceptional palpatory acuity); Introspection and reflection; Flowery/poetic prose; Epigraphs; Pre- and post-canon; Extended/missing scenes; Unconventional formats; Worldbuilding; Happy endings


Smut Likes:
Begging; Secret trysts; Voice kink; Praise kink; Desperation; Body worship; Oral sex; Face-fucking; Possessive sex; Commands; Cardiophilia and pulse-taking/play; Breathplay; Use of powers/abilities; Dom/sub undertones; Manhandling and pinning; Mirror sex; Somnophilia; Porn with plot; Undressing; Feelings explored during sex; Slow foreplay; Poetically described acts/sensations; Aftercare and afterglow


More dark romance fuel! Jerry Heil has expressed that she created this song and mv as a soundtrack to an unrealized dark romance book or film; apparently there are little details in even the book of stained pages. Have fun with this one!


Request 3 by Audrelite
Neon Lights - Loreen (Song)
Fic

Treats always welcome!


General DNWs:
Pedophilia; Incest; M/M; Gender/sexuality/race headcanons; Trans/pronoun headcanons; Gore; Cannibalism; On-page physical or sexual abuse (referenced ok); Crossovers/fusions; Major Character Death; Setting change AUs; Roleswap; Omegaverse; Hanahaki; Cheating/infidelity/break-up-focused works; Hurt/no comfort; Unhappy/bleak endings


Smut DNWs:
Rape/non-con; Underage sex (under 16); Casual/vulgar terminology, e.g., ass, cunt, cock/dick, pussy (see below); Urine, feces, vomit, menstrual blood; Food mixed with sex; Hate sex; Anal; Lactation; Foot fetish; Breeding kink; Mommy/daddy kink; Pet play; Ageplay


On language in sex scenes:
Acts: lovemaking, coitus, intimacy; Buttocks; Genitalia (general): sex; Male: length, erection, member, himself; Female: entrance, folds, slit, herself; Clit; Chest/breasts, nipples; Generally, any language that reads as beautiful or literary


General Likes:
Emotional hurt/comfort; Touch starvation; Yearning; Obsession; Identity issues/crises; Established relationships; Snark and banter; Angst; Mental health and trauma (discussions and depictions); Character studies; Competency; Pulse-taking and heartbeats (especially with exceptional palpatory acuity); Introspection and reflection; Flowery/poetic prose; Epigraphs; Pre- and post-canon; Extended/missing scenes; Unconventional formats; Worldbuilding; Happy endings


Smut Likes:
Begging; Secret trysts; Voice kink; Praise kink; Desperation; Body worship; Oral sex; Face-fucking; Possessive sex; Commands; Cardiophilia and pulse-taking/play; Breathplay; Use of powers/abilities; Dom/sub undertones; Manhandling and pinning; Mirror sex; Somnophilia; Porn with plot; Undressing; Feelings explored during sex; Slow foreplay; Poetically described acts/sensations; Aftercare and afterglow


Despite its upbeat tempo, the lyrics suggest that the narrator is almost stalking her lover (or believes he will find her in everything he sees and touches… at least, that's my interpretation of things. I have always fantasized listening to this song on a 2am drive on some untraveled road. Whatever direction you choose to take with "Neon Lights" in particular I'm sure I'll adore, so please follow your heart.

Jupiter Drive - Loreen (Song) | Listen | Lyrics
LOVE ME HARD - Jerry Heil (Music Video) | Listen | Lyrics
Neon Lights - Loreen (Song) | Listen | Lyrics



Pinch hit #2 - fic - The Questions Still Entertain Me - Hussalonia (Song), He's My Man - Luvcat (Song), Nowhere Man - The Beatles (Song)

Request 1 by disworl
The Questions Still Entertain Me - Hussalonia (Song)
Fic

[General likes and more details in letter; Treats: yes please!]


General Do Not Wants: Explicit Sex or Porn Without Plot (foreplay, fade to black, and other bits of suggestiveness are otherwise fine and encouraged), Omegaverse, Pregnancy (Male or otherwise), Kid 'fic, Infidelity, Character Bashing, Issuefic (first definition on Fanlore), prepubescent underage (so, single digits underage), Entirely Chatlog 'Fic, Breakup 'Fic, Trans Angst focus, Transphobia being overtly depicted/directed at characters, 100% Yearning/Pining 'Fic, 100% Fluff.


Specific Do Not Wants: Despite the incontrovertible influence of John Lennon on both this song and the album it’s from, I’m not looking for Beatles RPF. Also, despite the more autobiographical nature of this song, I’m not looking for Hussalonia Founder RPF either. In the RPM blog that comes with the album, the Founder states pretty explicitly what it’s about, which I am partially ignoring.


Specific Likes: Out of all the threads in this song, I do think the Beleaguered Performer is my favorite. I'll be sweeping in spotlight, every traffic light a stage for me tonight...

Letter: https://softedisworl.dreamwidth.org/21869.html


Request 2 by disworl
He's My Man - Luvcat (Song)
Fic

[General likes and more details in letter; Treats: yes please!]


General Do Not Wants: Explicit Sex or Porn Without Plot (foreplay, fade to black, and other bits of suggestiveness are otherwise fine and encouraged), Omegaverse, Pregnancy (Male or otherwise), Kid 'fic, Infidelity, Character Bashing, Issuefic (first definition on Fanlore), prepubescent underage (so, single digits underage), Entirely Chatlog 'Fic, Breakup 'Fic, Trans Angst focus, Transphobia being overtly depicted/directed at characters, 100% Yearning/Pining 'Fic, 100% Fluff.


Specific Do Not Wants: No twists where the relationship is secretly horribly abusive in either direction - it's obviously skewed given the murder, but I picture that murder as the conclusion to a silent build-up of long-term longing.


Specific Likes: The "playing with the intersection of sex/romance/desire & death (if tonally appropriate)" of the general likes is pretty much applicable to just this song.

Letter: https://softedisworl.dreamwidth.org/21869.html


Request 3 by disworl
Nowhere Man - The Beatles (Song)
Fic

[General likes and more details in letter; Treats: yes please!]


General Do Not Wants: Explicit Sex or Porn Without Plot (foreplay, fade to black, and other bits of suggestiveness are otherwise fine and encouraged), Omegaverse, Pregnancy (Male or otherwise), Kid 'fic, Infidelity, Character Bashing, Issuefic (first definition on Fanlore), prepubescent underage (so, single digits underage), Entirely Chatlog 'Fic, Breakup 'Fic, Trans Angst focus, Transphobia being overtly depicted/directed at characters, 100% Yearning/Pining 'Fic, 100% Fluff.


Specific Do Not Wants: A work that is entirely Beatles RPF where you're just writing about John Lennon or someone else (a blend of RPF and the song itself a la four sides of the eternal triangle is okay)


Specific Likes: There's just something about the chime-like conclusion to the guitar solo.

Go wild and experimental with this one! It's a little dreamy, this song. The whole nowhereland, and all...which could be anything.

Letter: https://softedisworl.dreamwidth.org/21869.html

The Questions Still Entertain Me - Hussalonia (Song) | Listen | Lyrics
He's My Man - Luvcat (Song) | Listen | Lyrics
Nowhere Man - The Beatles (Song) | Listen | Lyrics

Pinch hit #4 - fic - Case 143 - Stray Kids (Music Video), CINEMA - Stray Kids (Music Video), Escape - Stray Kids (Music Video), JJAM - Stray Kids (Music Video), Youth - Lee Know (Music Video)

Request 1 by Iseult_Variante
Case 143 - Stray Kids (Music Video)
Fic

For optional details, please refer to my Dear Jukebox Creator (linked)! Thank you! <3


DNWs:
* For any of my DNWs to make you feel bad! Kink (and trope) tomato, as they say. :)
* Death or permanent injury to the main characters or their loved ones. (Blood, pain, & violence ok, non-permanent injury ok! Death or permanent injury to bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Tragic or unhappy endings for the main characters or their loved ones (Tragic or unhappy endings for bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Commentary or allusions to current events/social issues from our universe.
* No Mature or Explicit fic for these fandoms/this exchange.

Letter: https://iseult-variante.dreamwidth.org/1622.html


Request 2 by Iseult_Variante
CINEMA - Stray Kids (Music Video)
Fic

For optional details, please refer to my Dear Jukebox Creator (linked)! Thank you! <3


DNWs:
* For any of my DNWs to make you feel bad! Kink (and trope) tomato, as they say. :)
* Death or permanent injury to the main characters or their loved ones. (Blood, pain, & violence ok, non-permanent injury ok! Death or permanent injury to bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Tragic or unhappy endings for the main characters or their loved ones (Tragic or unhappy endings for bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Commentary or allusions to current events/social issues from our universe.
* No Mature or Explicit fic for these fandoms/this exchange.

Letter: https://iseult-variante.dreamwidth.org/1622.html


Request 3 by Iseult_Variante
Escape - Stray Kids (Music Video)
Fic

For optional details, please refer to my Dear Jukebox Creator (linked)! Thank you! <3


DNWs:
* For any of my DNWs to make you feel bad! Kink (and trope) tomato, as they say. :)
* Death or permanent injury to the main characters or their loved ones. (Blood, pain, & violence ok, non-permanent injury ok! Death or permanent injury to bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Tragic or unhappy endings for the main characters or their loved ones (Tragic or unhappy endings for bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Commentary or allusions to current events/social issues from our universe.
* No Mature or Explicit fic for these fandoms/this exchange.

Letter: https://iseult-variante.dreamwidth.org/1622.html


Request 4 by Iseult_Variante
JJAM - Stray Kids (Music Video)
Fic

For optional details, please refer to my Dear Jukebox Creator (linked)! Thank you! <3


DNWs:
* For any of my DNWs to make you feel bad! Kink (and trope) tomato, as they say. :)
* Death or permanent injury to the main characters or their loved ones. (Blood, pain, & violence ok, non-permanent injury ok! Death or permanent injury to bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Tragic or unhappy endings for the main characters or their loved ones (Tragic or unhappy endings for bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Commentary or allusions to current events/social issues from our universe.
* No Mature or Explicit fic for these fandoms/this exchange.

Letter: https://iseult-variante.dreamwidth.org/1622.html


Request 5 by Iseult_Variante
Youth - Lee Know (Music Video)
Fic

For optional details, please refer to my Dear Jukebox Creator (linked)! Thank you! <3


DNWs:
* For any of my DNWs to make you feel bad! Kink (and trope) tomato, as they say. :)
* Death or permanent injury to the main characters or their loved ones. (Blood, pain, & violence ok, non-permanent injury ok! Death or permanent injury to bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Tragic or unhappy endings for the main characters or their loved ones (Tragic or unhappy endings for bad guys and/or incidental characters is totally fine!)
* Commentary or allusions to current events/social issues from our universe.
* No Mature or Explicit fic for these fandoms/this exchange.

Letter: https://iseult-variante.dreamwidth.org/1622.html

Case 143 - Stray Kids (Music Video) | Listen | Lyrics
CINEMA - Stray Kids (Music Video) | Listen | Lyrics
Escape - Stray Kids (Music Video) | Listen | Lyrics
JJAM - Stray Kids (Music Video) | Listen | Lyrics
Youth - Lee Know (Music Video) | Listen | Lyrics

Pinch hit #8 - fic, podfic - The Gambler - Kenny Rogers (Song), The Mummers' Dance - Loreena McKennit (Song), All Souls Night - Loreena McKennitt (Song), Podficcer's Choice of Fandom, Magic to Do (Pippin) - Stephen Schwartz (Song), Queen of Spades - Styx (Song), 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton (Song), Killer Queen - Queen (Song)

Request 1 by BardicRaven
The Gambler - Kenny Rogers (Song)
Fic, Podfic

Some general Goodness:

🍭 I have signed up for / am opting in for extra treats! Treats may be in any medium that is part of the exchange.

🍭 Opting in for puns and wordplay!

🍭 Also opting in to sequels/remixes of previous gifts (if allowed by the exchange)!


🌟 🌟 🌟

Things I Love:

🥰 Chapters 5k or under in length

🥰 Hopepunk/Noblebright stories

🥰 Found Family and Team Feels.

🥰 Love and Loyalty are my Jams!!

🥰 Epistolary fic, my beloved. Part of the story, the whole story - up to you!!

🥰 Yarn and yarning, singing and music and theater adored!!

🥰 Fluff, all the fluff!!

🥰 Hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), also my beloved.

🥰 Happy endings and Hope!!!!

🥰 Animals (including monsters) treated as intelligent, autonomous beings deserving of respect

🥰 Positive portrayals of extraterrestrials and otherwordly beings, such as ghosts

🥰 Magic and psi and the paranormal as Good Things

🥰 Successful living with PTSD (showing the Journey of/to that is AWESOME!!!)

🥰 Writing me the story that brings you joy to write!!!!


💙 🌟 💙


DNWs:

⛔ No individual chapters over 12k in length

⛔ No AI-generated stuff.

⛔ No grimdark/horror/gore.

⛔ No graphic sex or Violence;

⛔ No A/B/O or incest or underage or PWP,

⛔ No dubcon or noncon,

⛔ No animal harm or death - this includes monsters

⛔ No permanent damage to airplanes or boats/ships or trains (temporary is fine as long as repair is shown),

⛔ No hopeless endings. It doesn't have to be completely fluffy ending, but definitely containing Hope and some at least small measure of Happiness in the present moment.

⛔ No actual disloyalty (suspected is fine (can be great, even!!) as long as cleared up by the end)

⛔ No actual vowbreaking, especially on the part of priests.

⛔ No communication/relationship issues that could be avoided/remedied by Simply Talking to Each Other. (going into how difficult it is to be brave enough to say something is fine, even encouraged!!)

⛔ No uncalled-out calling animals 'it' or treating them as things with no intelligence or agency

⛔ No psychiatric medications or mention of their use, no psychiatric hospitalizations


Request 2 by BardicRaven
The Mummers' Dance - Loreena McKennit (Song)
Fic, Podfic

Some general Goodness:

🍭 I have signed up for / am opting in for extra treats! Treats may be in any medium that is part of the exchange.

🍭 Opting in for puns and wordplay!

🍭 Also opting in to sequels/remixes of previous gifts (if allowed by the exchange)!


🌟 🌟 🌟

Things I Love:

🥰 Chapters 5k or under in length

🥰 Hopepunk/Noblebright stories

🥰 Found Family and Team Feels.

🥰 Love and Loyalty are my Jams!!

🥰 Epistolary fic, my beloved. Part of the story, the whole story - up to you!!

🥰 Yarn and yarning, singing and music and theater adored!!

🥰 Fluff, all the fluff!!

🥰 Hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), also my beloved.

🥰 Happy endings and Hope!!!!

🥰 Animals (including monsters) treated as intelligent, autonomous beings deserving of respect

🥰 Positive portrayals of extraterrestrials and otherwordly beings, such as ghosts

🥰 Magic and psi and the paranormal as Good Things

🥰 Successful living with PTSD (showing the Journey of/to that is AWESOME!!!)

🥰 Writing me the story that brings you joy to write!!!!


💙 🌟 💙


DNWs:

⛔ No individual chapters over 12k in length

⛔ No AI-generated stuff.

⛔ No grimdark/horror/gore.

⛔ No graphic sex or Violence;

⛔ No A/B/O or incest or underage or PWP,

⛔ No dubcon or noncon,

⛔ No animal harm or death - this includes monsters

⛔ No permanent damage to airplanes or boats/ships or trains (temporary is fine as long as repair is shown),

⛔ No hopeless endings. It doesn't have to be completely fluffy ending, but definitely containing Hope and some at least small measure of Happiness in the present moment.

⛔ No actual disloyalty (suspected is fine (can be great, even!!) as long as cleared up by the end)

⛔ No actual vowbreaking, especially on the part of priests.

⛔ No communication/relationship issues that could be avoided/remedied by Simply Talking to Each Other. (going into how difficult it is to be brave enough to say something is fine, even encouraged!!)

⛔ No uncalled-out calling animals 'it' or treating them as things with no intelligence or agency

⛔ No psychiatric medications or mention of their use, no psychiatric hospitalizations


Request 3 by BardicRaven
All Souls Night - Loreena McKennitt (Song)
Fic, Podfic

Some general Goodness:

🍭 I have signed up for / am opting in for extra treats! Treats may be in any medium that is part of the exchange.

🍭 Opting in for puns and wordplay!

🍭 Also opting in to sequels/remixes of previous gifts (if allowed by the exchange)!


🌟 🌟 🌟

Things I Love:

🥰 Chapters 5k or under in length

🥰 Hopepunk/Noblebright stories

🥰 Found Family and Team Feels.

🥰 Love and Loyalty are my Jams!!

🥰 Epistolary fic, my beloved. Part of the story, the whole story - up to you!!

🥰 Yarn and yarning, singing and music and theater adored!!

🥰 Fluff, all the fluff!!

🥰 Hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), also my beloved.

🥰 Happy endings and Hope!!!!

🥰 Animals (including monsters) treated as intelligent, autonomous beings deserving of respect

🥰 Positive portrayals of extraterrestrials and otherwordly beings, such as ghosts

🥰 Magic and psi and the paranormal as Good Things

🥰 Successful living with PTSD (showing the Journey of/to that is AWESOME!!!)

🥰 Writing me the story that brings you joy to write!!!!


💙 🌟 💙


DNWs:

⛔ No individual chapters over 12k in length

⛔ No AI-generated stuff.

⛔ No grimdark/horror/gore.

⛔ No graphic sex or Violence;

⛔ No A/B/O or incest or underage or PWP,

⛔ No dubcon or noncon,

⛔ No animal harm or death - this includes monsters

⛔ No permanent damage to airplanes or boats/ships or trains (temporary is fine as long as repair is shown),

⛔ No hopeless endings. It doesn't have to be completely fluffy ending, but definitely containing Hope and some at least small measure of Happiness in the present moment.

⛔ No actual disloyalty (suspected is fine (can be great, even!!) as long as cleared up by the end)

⛔ No actual vowbreaking, especially on the part of priests.

⛔ No communication/relationship issues that could be avoided/remedied by Simply Talking to Each Other. (going into how difficult it is to be brave enough to say something is fine, even encouraged!!)

⛔ No uncalled-out calling animals 'it' or treating them as things with no intelligence or agency

⛔ No psychiatric medications or mention of their use, no psychiatric hospitalizations


Request 4 by BardicRaven
Come Sail Away - Styx (Song)
Fic, Podfic

Some general Goodness:

🍭 I have signed up for / am opting in for extra treats! Treats may be in any medium that is part of the exchange.

🍭 Opting in for puns and wordplay!

🍭 Also opting in to sequels/remixes of previous gifts (if allowed by the exchange)!


🌟 🌟 🌟

Things I Love:

🥰 Chapters 5k or under in length

🥰 Hopepunk/Noblebright stories

🥰 Found Family and Team Feels.

🥰 Love and Loyalty are my Jams!!

🥰 Epistolary fic, my beloved. Part of the story, the whole story - up to you!!

🥰 Yarn and yarning, singing and music and theater adored!!

🥰 Fluff, all the fluff!!

🥰 Hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), also my beloved.

🥰 Happy endings and Hope!!!!

🥰 Animals (including monsters) treated as intelligent, autonomous beings deserving of respect

🥰 Positive portrayals of extraterrestrials and otherwordly beings, such as ghosts

🥰 Magic and psi and the paranormal as Good Things

🥰 Successful living with PTSD (showing the Journey of/to that is AWESOME!!!)

🥰 Writing me the story that brings you joy to write!!!!


💙 🌟 💙


DNWs:

⛔ No individual chapters over 12k in length

⛔ No AI-generated stuff.

⛔ No grimdark/horror/gore.

⛔ No graphic sex or Violence;

⛔ No A/B/O or incest or underage or PWP,

⛔ No dubcon or noncon,

⛔ No animal harm or death - this includes monsters

⛔ No permanent damage to airplanes or boats/ships or trains (temporary is fine as long as repair is shown),

⛔ No hopeless endings. It doesn't have to be completely fluffy ending, but definitely containing Hope and some at least small measure of Happiness in the present moment.

⛔ No actual disloyalty (suspected is fine (can be great, even!!) as long as cleared up by the end)

⛔ No actual vowbreaking, especially on the part of priests.

⛔ No communication/relationship issues that could be avoided/remedied by Simply Talking to Each Other. (going into how difficult it is to be brave enough to say something is fine, even encouraged!!)

⛔ No uncalled-out calling animals 'it' or treating them as things with no intelligence or agency

⛔ No psychiatric medications or mention of their use, no psychiatric hospitalizations


Request 5 by BardicRaven
Podficcer's Choice of Fandom
Podfic

Some general Goodness:

🍭 I have signed up for / am opting in for extra treats! Treats may be in any medium that is part of the exchange.

🍭 Opting in for puns and wordplay!

🍭 Also opting in to sequels/remixes of previous gifts (if allowed by the exchange)!


🌟 🌟 🌟

Things I Love:

🥰 Chapters 5k or under in length

🥰 Hopepunk/Noblebright stories

🥰 Found Family and Team Feels.

🥰 Love and Loyalty are my Jams!!

🥰 Epistolary fic, my beloved. Part of the story, the whole story - up to you!!

🥰 Yarn and yarning, singing and music and theater adored!!

🥰 Fluff, all the fluff!!

🥰 Hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), also my beloved.

🥰 Happy endings and Hope!!!!

🥰 Animals (including monsters) treated as intelligent, autonomous beings deserving of respect

🥰 Positive portrayals of extraterrestrials and otherwordly beings, such as ghosts

🥰 Magic and psi and the paranormal as Good Things

🥰 Successful living with PTSD (showing the Journey of/to that is AWESOME!!!)

🥰 Writing me the story that brings you joy to write!!!!


💙 🌟 💙


DNWs:

⛔ No individual chapters over 12k in length

⛔ No AI-generated stuff.

⛔ No grimdark/horror/gore.

⛔ No graphic sex or Violence;

⛔ No A/B/O or incest or underage or PWP,

⛔ No dubcon or noncon,

⛔ No animal harm or death - this includes monsters

⛔ No permanent damage to airplanes or boats/ships or trains (temporary is fine as long as repair is shown),

⛔ No hopeless endings. It doesn't have to be completely fluffy ending, but definitely containing Hope and some at least small measure of Happiness in the present moment.

⛔ No actual disloyalty (suspected is fine (can be great, even!!) as long as cleared up by the end)

⛔ No actual vowbreaking, especially on the part of priests.

⛔ No communication/relationship issues that could be avoided/remedied by Simply Talking to Each Other. (going into how difficult it is to be brave enough to say something is fine, even encouraged!!)

⛔ No uncalled-out calling animals 'it' or treating them as things with no intelligence or agency

⛔ No psychiatric medications or mention of their use, no psychiatric hospitalizations


Request 6 by BardicRaven
Magic to Do (Pippin) - Stephen Schwartz (Song)
Fic, Podfic

Some general Goodness:

🍭 I have signed up for / am opting in for extra treats! Treats may be in any medium that is part of the exchange.

🍭 Opting in for puns and wordplay!

🍭 Also opting in to sequels/remixes of previous gifts (if allowed by the exchange)!


🌟 🌟 🌟

Things I Love:

🥰 Chapters 5k or under in length

🥰 Hopepunk/Noblebright stories

🥰 Found Family and Team Feels.

🥰 Love and Loyalty are my Jams!!

🥰 Epistolary fic, my beloved. Part of the story, the whole story - up to you!!

🥰 Yarn and yarning, singing and music and theater adored!!

🥰 Fluff, all the fluff!!

🥰 Hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), also my beloved.

🥰 Happy endings and Hope!!!!

🥰 Animals (including monsters) treated as intelligent, autonomous beings deserving of respect

🥰 Positive portrayals of extraterrestrials and otherwordly beings, such as ghosts

🥰 Magic and psi and the paranormal as Good Things

🥰 Successful living with PTSD (showing the Journey of/to that is AWESOME!!!)

🥰 Writing me the story that brings you joy to write!!!!


💙 🌟 💙


DNWs:

⛔ No individual chapters over 12k in length

⛔ No AI-generated stuff.

⛔ No grimdark/horror/gore.

⛔ No graphic sex or Violence;

⛔ No A/B/O or incest or underage or PWP,

⛔ No dubcon or noncon,

⛔ No animal harm or death - this includes monsters

⛔ No permanent damage to airplanes or boats/ships or trains (temporary is fine as long as repair is shown),

⛔ No hopeless endings. It doesn't have to be completely fluffy ending, but definitely containing Hope and some at least small measure of Happiness in the present moment.

⛔ No actual disloyalty (suspected is fine (can be great, even!!) as long as cleared up by the end)

⛔ No actual vowbreaking, especially on the part of priests.

⛔ No communication/relationship issues that could be avoided/remedied by Simply Talking to Each Other. (going into how difficult it is to be brave enough to say something is fine, even encouraged!!)

⛔ No uncalled-out calling animals 'it' or treating them as things with no intelligence or agency

⛔ No psychiatric medications or mention of their use, no psychiatric hospitalizations


Request 7 by BardicRaven
Queen of Spades - Styx (Song)
Fic, Podfic

Some general Goodness:

🍭 I have signed up for / am opting in for extra treats! Treats may be in any medium that is part of the exchange.

🍭 Opting in for puns and wordplay!

🍭 Also opting in to sequels/remixes of previous gifts (if allowed by the exchange)!


🌟 🌟 🌟

Things I Love:

🥰 Chapters 5k or under in length

🥰 Hopepunk/Noblebright stories

🥰 Found Family and Team Feels.

🥰 Love and Loyalty are my Jams!!

🥰 Epistolary fic, my beloved. Part of the story, the whole story - up to you!!

🥰 Yarn and yarning, singing and music and theater adored!!

🥰 Fluff, all the fluff!!

🥰 Hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), also my beloved.

🥰 Happy endings and Hope!!!!

🥰 Animals (including monsters) treated as intelligent, autonomous beings deserving of respect

🥰 Positive portrayals of extraterrestrials and otherwordly beings, such as ghosts

🥰 Magic and psi and the paranormal as Good Things

🥰 Successful living with PTSD (showing the Journey of/to that is AWESOME!!!)

🥰 Writing me the story that brings you joy to write!!!!


💙 🌟 💙


DNWs:

⛔ No individual chapters over 12k in length

⛔ No AI-generated stuff.

⛔ No grimdark/horror/gore.

⛔ No graphic sex or Violence;

⛔ No A/B/O or incest or underage or PWP,

⛔ No dubcon or noncon,

⛔ No animal harm or death - this includes monsters

⛔ No permanent damage to airplanes or boats/ships or trains (temporary is fine as long as repair is shown),

⛔ No hopeless endings. It doesn't have to be completely fluffy ending, but definitely containing Hope and some at least small measure of Happiness in the present moment.

⛔ No actual disloyalty (suspected is fine (can be great, even!!) as long as cleared up by the end)

⛔ No actual vowbreaking, especially on the part of priests.

⛔ No communication/relationship issues that could be avoided/remedied by Simply Talking to Each Other. (going into how difficult it is to be brave enough to say something is fine, even encouraged!!)

⛔ No uncalled-out calling animals 'it' or treating them as things with no intelligence or agency

⛔ No psychiatric medications or mention of their use, no psychiatric hospitalizations


Request 8 by BardicRaven
9 to 5 - Dolly Parton (Song)
Fic, Podfic

Some general Goodness:

🍭 I have signed up for / am opting in for extra treats! Treats may be in any medium that is part of the exchange.

🍭 Opting in for puns and wordplay!

🍭 Also opting in to sequels/remixes of previous gifts (if allowed by the exchange)!


🌟 🌟 🌟

Things I Love:

🥰 Chapters 5k or under in length

🥰 Hopepunk/Noblebright stories

🥰 Found Family and Team Feels.

🥰 Love and Loyalty are my Jams!!

🥰 Epistolary fic, my beloved. Part of the story, the whole story - up to you!!

🥰 Yarn and yarning, singing and music and theater adored!!

🥰 Fluff, all the fluff!!

🥰 Hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), also my beloved.

🥰 Happy endings and Hope!!!!

🥰 Animals (including monsters) treated as intelligent, autonomous beings deserving of respect

🥰 Positive portrayals of extraterrestrials and otherwordly beings, such as ghosts

🥰 Magic and psi and the paranormal as Good Things

🥰 Successful living with PTSD (showing the Journey of/to that is AWESOME!!!)

🥰 Writing me the story that brings you joy to write!!!!


💙 🌟 💙


DNWs:

⛔ No individual chapters over 12k in length

⛔ No AI-generated stuff.

⛔ No grimdark/horror/gore.

⛔ No graphic sex or Violence;

⛔ No A/B/O or incest or underage or PWP,

⛔ No dubcon or noncon,

⛔ No animal harm or death - this includes monsters

⛔ No permanent damage to airplanes or boats/ships or trains (temporary is fine as long as repair is shown),

⛔ No hopeless endings. It doesn't have to be completely fluffy ending, but definitely containing Hope and some at least small measure of Happiness in the present moment.

⛔ No actual disloyalty (suspected is fine (can be great, even!!) as long as cleared up by the end)

⛔ No actual vowbreaking, especially on the part of priests.

⛔ No communication/relationship issues that could be avoided/remedied by Simply Talking to Each Other. (going into how difficult it is to be brave enough to say something is fine, even encouraged!!)

⛔ No uncalled-out calling animals 'it' or treating them as things with no intelligence or agency

⛔ No psychiatric medications or mention of their use, no psychiatric hospitalizations


Request 9 by BardicRaven
Killer Queen - Queen (Song)
Fic, Podfic

Some general Goodness:

🍭 I have signed up for / am opting in for extra treats! Treats may be in any medium that is part of the exchange.

🍭 Opting in for puns and wordplay!

🍭 Also opting in to sequels/remixes of previous gifts (if allowed by the exchange)!


🌟 🌟 🌟

Things I Love:

🥰 Chapters 5k or under in length

🥰 Hopepunk/Noblebright stories

🥰 Found Family and Team Feels.

🥰 Love and Loyalty are my Jams!!

🥰 Epistolary fic, my beloved. Part of the story, the whole story - up to you!!

🥰 Yarn and yarning, singing and music and theater adored!!

🥰 Fluff, all the fluff!!

🥰 Hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), also my beloved.

🥰 Happy endings and Hope!!!!

🥰 Animals (including monsters) treated as intelligent, autonomous beings deserving of respect

🥰 Positive portrayals of extraterrestrials and otherwordly beings, such as ghosts

🥰 Magic and psi and the paranormal as Good Things

🥰 Successful living with PTSD (showing the Journey of/to that is AWESOME!!!)

🥰 Writing me the story that brings you joy to write!!!!


💙 🌟 💙


DNWs:

⛔ No individual chapters over 12k in length

⛔ No AI-generated stuff.

⛔ No grimdark/horror/gore.

⛔ No graphic sex or Violence;

⛔ No A/B/O or incest or underage or PWP,

⛔ No dubcon or noncon,

⛔ No animal harm or death - this includes monsters

⛔ No permanent damage to airplanes or boats/ships or trains (temporary is fine as long as repair is shown),

⛔ No hopeless endings. It doesn't have to be completely fluffy ending, but definitely containing Hope and some at least small measure of Happiness in the present moment.

⛔ No actual disloyalty (suspected is fine (can be great, even!!) as long as cleared up by the end)

⛔ No actual vowbreaking, especially on the part of priests.

⛔ No communication/relationship issues that could be avoided/remedied by Simply Talking to Each Other. (going into how difficult it is to be brave enough to say something is fine, even encouraged!!)

⛔ No uncalled-out calling animals 'it' or treating them as things with no intelligence or agency

⛔ No psychiatric medications or mention of their use, no psychiatric hospitalizations

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